Stars and Stripes

Britannia

Was

The biggest

Empire

At the time

Beaten

By a small civilian

Military

The whole thing

An accident

And Really

There shouldn’t

Be a USA

It should

Never

Have happened

The forefathers

Of this upstart nation

Should have

Been

Hung from trees

As traitors

Yet the ole

Stars and stripes

Flies

Still

Two hundred and forty

Years later

Thanks

To the

Solid brass

Balls

It took

To face

The British army

Too Bad

Balls

Like that

Don’t exist

Anymore