Britannia
Was
The biggest
Empire
At the time
Beaten
By a small civilian
Military
The whole thing
An accident
And Really
There shouldn’t
Be a USA
It should
Never
Have happened
The forefathers
Of this upstart nation
Should have
Been
Hung from trees
As traitors
Yet the ole
Stars and stripes
Flies
Still
Two hundred and forty
Years later
Thanks
To the
Solid brass
Balls
It took
To face
The British army
Too Bad
Balls
Like that
Don’t exist
Anymore
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