Married to a Creature From Space

Mr. Orten, please, one second. So, your wife is in the middle of delivering your children. Yes, yes, thank you for the cigar, but you’re a little short. What do I mean? Well, just to be blunt, did you know that you were married to a creature from space? No. Okay, well I guess you did not know she was pregnant with over five thousand zygotes then either. We didn’t think so. The man with the shotgun? Look, that’s what we have to talk about, see…